
The other day I went to go see the Mighty Boosh at their first New York show. It was pretty cool despite waiting on line from 10 am to 8 pm. I even met a few people on the line who were real swell. Sadly behind me on the line was the BIGGEST, MOST UNPLEASANT GIRL IN THE WORLD. She looked something like this,

She smelled really bad. Two people confirmed this.