Showing posts with label cartooning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cartooning. Show all posts

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Chinese Taipei

The other day I was walking around near Central Park and saw a group of Chinese athletes. When I saw their track jackets with the words Chinese Taipei emblazoned on the back I only thought of one thing...




Of course, I'm pretty sure these kids don't tape up their hands and cover them with broken glass.


Oh and here's a new comic. Yeah, it's pretty outrageously productive up in here, I know.

mosesasshole001

Yes, the last panel is lopsided. Funny story actually, I had to use a six inch ruler to make this comic (as well as another for tomorrow) so I ended up with a whole lot of angles. I'm no Bob Villa.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Everything's bigger in Texas!


Ten Gallon Hat

Wrong! Apparently there wasn't ONE person with a Ten Gallon Hat OR a Texas shaped belt buckle in Dallas today. My disappointment is overwhelming. Also I need to grow up...

Big Baby
I spent the weekend sitting around acting like a pre-pubescent boy.

Saturday, July 25, 2009

You're An Asshole (Woodland Injustice)

As of now I have nothing funny to say for this. Other than to apologize for having two posts in one day. I don't mean to pressure you into this relationship, I do want to take it slow it's just that...you're so fucking hot.
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The Mighty Boosh

The other day I went to go see the Mighty Boosh at their first New York show. It was pretty cool despite waiting on line from 10 am to 8 pm. I even met a few people on the line who were real swell. Sadly behind me on the line was the BIGGEST, MOST UNPLEASANT GIRL IN THE WORLD. She looked something like this,


Monstergirl

She smelled really bad. Two people confirmed this.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

You're An Asshole (Hipster Party)

Fashion is all about being on the cutting edge. It's not always easy and it isn't always a guaranteed popularity device. Sometimes you have to sift through a lot of nay-sayers before people realize that you were on to something.

YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
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You're An Asshole (Poor People)


Walking down the street today, my heart broke seeing the countless people suffering from a life of poverty...



GOOD THING US FAT WEALTHY PEOPLE CAN LAUGH AT IT!

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